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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

professionalvillageidiot:

gnatwitharider:

professionalvillageidiot:

what if like they had a type of liquid eyeliner that you could apply like normal but when it comes to taking it off you could peel it off like a sticker insted of wiping it all over your face

you are the future

thank

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train

leontrotsky-trout:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading


WHY THOUGH

leontrotsky-trout:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

WHY THOUGH

fartgallery:

being forced to smile for a picture

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knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)